While getting a cardio (heart) sonogram...
Me: Soooo, is it a boy or a girl? Nurse: Uhmm, it’s actually triplets. Me: Triplets? Wow!! Nurse: Yeaa, that’s not gonna be fun. Me: (sigh) I’m gonna have to put at least two of them on craigslist. Nurse: LOLIRL.
Why is Goku always gone for every damn battle and shows up at the last minute when everybody is all fucked up, to finish the fight? loljw
Epic scene I'll always remember.
“…but there’s one thing a Sayian always keeps….HIS PRIDE!!!!” (cue major power-up!!) lol
M9 the Muzikologist: Hmmm.. →
snacks111: snacks111: m9themuzikologist: I need more “texting” friends. 5,968 texts msgs in one month is not good enough. (sigh) lol I would say you need more real friends. Try turning off your phone, have a conversation face to face with a friend or even someone you have never met. It will… …… By face to face I mean face to face not aim to msn or whatever…… Do you even know people away...
snacks111: m9themuzikologist: I need more “texting” friends. 5,968 texts msgs in one month is not good enough. (sigh) lol I would say you need more real friends. Try turning off your phone, have a conversation face to face with a friend or even someone you have never met. It will leave you feeling much better No it wouldn’t. When my family/friends call me the first thing I say is,...
I need more “texting” friends. 5,968 texts msgs in one month is not good enough. (sigh) lol
I hate when I have an odd number of followers =\
-ally-: I don’t know why. I just really like even numbers. lol @ gif
reblog if you would quite happily have sex with...
Remember that one time you wanted to ask me a question…do it now! Pregunta! http://formspring.me/EmNine
whoisnhoj: Ne-Yo - Mad This song.
You're not my real dad.: I'm debating going... →
youarenotmyrealdad: ghostxofxmew: But that would mean no more Chick-Fil-A or Subway. But I really hate eating animals. Animals are delicious. If we didn’t eat them, there would be an over abundance and we would just have to kill them anyway. Vegetarianism (to me) is silly. My life would not be complete… WHAT SHE SAID ^
Tell me something...
Are you tired of having to wait for somebody to reply to your IM’s or your texts? Do you have an extra 5 minutes to your self? WHY WAIT?!…FAP!! Like George Lopez said, “There is no reason why you shouldn’t have an orgasm EVERY DAY!” (LOL) My name is M to the Nine….and I approve this message. …while fapping. >.>
Finally got my Vlog intro on my iphone so I can record and edit my vlogs right on it. Maybe I’ll do more of them now. (think) We shall see.
laurelwashere: m9themuzikologist: Here is a...
Here is a little something i decided to put...
If I had a dime for each time a homeless man asked me for change I’d still say no! Also, how awkward would it be if you run into a homeless person on your way to a Coinstar? O_o
You know what I hate?...
When you’re in a really good mood and then the person that you LEAST expected changes that right before you’re about to go to sleep. Like I was about to END my day perfectly, and in a matter of minutes it all changes! Also, that was rude. Just….ugh! I hate going to sleep in a bad mood! “night” -_-
laurelwashere: abbsolute: “NCIS anything like CSI?” “Only if you’re dyslexic.” -Yankee White 1x01, NCIS lololol LOL!!! Also, I spent about 5 mins trying to explain this joke to TheWife. /SuperFuckingFacePalm
Dexter: omg...in a game of truth and dare, once, this chick almost suffocated me with her tongue.
lannes33: I am loling
Dexter: it wasn't funny
Dexter: I was traumatized.
Dexter: I was afraid to kiss anybody.
lannes33: I'm sorry :[
Dexter: okay, it's funny now
Dexter: but not then
lannes33: yes it is
lannes33: omg lol
Dexter: I swear I thought she had thrown up an eel inside my mouth