December 2010
26 fucking dollars...
Am I paying to just see a movie or does it come with a blowjob also? Holy shit!! The only bad thing about being a movie lover is paying this place’s mortgage. lol
…at least that’s what it feels like. Prices for movie tickets are ridiculous. Fuck you hollywood!! -_-
November 2010
O_O
TheWife: You look like you have eye-liner on.
Me: O_o da fawk?
TheWife: You look like Khris Angel.
Me: O_O
You know...
I’ve never admitted it…but I kinda love tumblr.
It’s always there for me when I wanna rant about something. Or when I wanna be emo. Even when I’m h-…uhmm, hungry. (think)
If I wanna write something to whoever (or is it whomever?) wants to listen, i can. When I finish a song and I want MORE people that won’t listen to it…tumblr is there. To cheer me up,...
Don't ever text me,
fly-me-to-the-stars:
•If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
This.
#NowWatching - Green Lantern
…With my 4 year old nephew, Jayden. I think the concept of it confuses him. He keeps saying “He not Green Lantern!!”
I’m like “Jayden, they all are. You just know one of them.”
He replies with “No, Tio(uncle)!! He not Green Lantern!!”
(sigh) lol
4 tags
My 3 year old nephew playing a video game. He’s gonna be just like his dad. Hahah
Well...
You ARE a retard…but you’re MY retard!
(PAHAHAH)
Music is a perfect example of how one should live their life. The...
– Underscore
(sigh)
Note2Self: Don’t ask a question when you know you don’t really want to hear the answer.
I would like Harry Potter fans to reblog this. I...
laurelwashere:
lol
Reblogging…Don’t judge me. You don’t know my life. >.>
Well...
This sure changes things up a bit, huh?
WOW!! O_O
Anonymous asked: People call you Dexter?
LOL @...
“Anon3468: the lions couldn’t beat rihanna if their name was chris brown”
Sooo...
I think I waited a pretty long time to set one of these ASK things up so…
ASK AND IT SHALL BE ANSWERED!!!….maybe.
I rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I’m not.
...
I like how guys overreact when they get hit in the...
damnedifyouforget:
paopaoguy:
They’re fucking screaming, rolling on the ground, crying, omgklsadasljd stop
I bet it didn’t even hurt that bad lol.
BITCH STFU…getting hit in the balls in not a walk in the park. It’s like a anti orgasm, times five.
I say, wait for when the girl says that her boobs are sore cus she’s about to get her period….Then punch them both at the same...
fyi
tina180:
if you post a spoiler about harry potter i will unfollow you.
THIS.
(sigh)
More people should have “BD-Live” so I could do a live screening of “Harry Potter 6” Annyyyywayyss, I’ll just watch it alone to get ready for #7. >.> lol
I dunno about you...but sometimes I just wanna...
Expecto patronuummmmm!!!
(Don’t judge me. You don’t know my life! -_- )
lol @ mi madre (Translated)
Mom: Ohh nice, Superman!
Me: No, mom..this is a batman shirt.
Mom: Yea, well you LOOK like superman…so STFU!
Don't change.
-ally-:
Please.
^