Mister Nine

I Wish You All Peace, Love & Health, Blah Blah Blah. Fuck that Shit! I Wish You Lots of Sex, Alcohol, Orgasms & Hope u win the fuckin lottery!!! :]

Drinking and driving is no joke. For us people in the south….It’s called “Tow to go” it’s the same thing tho. Please people keep this in mind. Let’s not start off the new year with somebodys blood or even our own in our hands.

Let’s make love in the studio.

Kthxbai.

Can I go home yet?!?! Ugh! :[

Okay, I guess that does it for today….hmm…(yawn)

(sigh) good night.

thelastdoctorman:

itsssrachelxo:

whorchata:

vivalamurss:

One of these days ima just be like

THIS.

Keep my dashboard moving guys!!!

Is anybody there?….Lanny? Ally? James? Tina? cHello? Lisa? Vante? Devin? snacks? You? Other Person? Nigga? Niggette? Dude? Everybody else?…

Wurr urrybody at?!

I feel like everybody needs some loving on Christmas. So with that said, I’ll take one or two girls from your naughty list. Forget the good girls. Pahaha.

Make a wish!

I get out the shower, lay down on my bed and start chatting with the usual somebody….You. (not you. She knows who she is.) When out of nowhere I hear the wife saying something in a way that can best be compared to Parseltongue. Yes….Parseltongue.

Now, before you jump down my throat or try to step on my dick…I know Parseltongue isn’t real, my point is that it was the best thing to describe how it sounded.

Anyways…I face her and ask “Huh?” thinking that she had just whispered something and i didnt catch it. But when I looked at her, she was asleep and pretty much knocked the fuck out.

So I don’t really know what the fuck happened but I’ll just end this with a WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?! O_O

A woman who loves him. One who takes care of him. A woman thats good in bed and out of it.

But most importantly…he needs to make sure neither of them know each other.

Pahahaha

A man dies…then later on his wife dies as well.

When she gets to heaven, she sees him and yells out “MY LOVE!! I found you!!”

He replies “Hell no! GTFO! It was only until death!!”

The song I have as my alarm just started playing on Pandora and I was like “O_o what is this?!?! Am i asleep?!” I felt like I was in Inception!

I always blame the fact that it doesn’t work on time zones. loljs.

You go to use the bathroom and you see beer cans in the bathroom’s garbage.

Pahaha

I guess Neyo ain’t taught us a damn thing, it’s sad… How we just constantly keep going to bed mad. And really…I do know sometimes it’s gonna rain. But this feels like a game, and I just can’t explain… What I feel…or what went wrong. All I know is that i’m so sick of love songs!

All night, you’ve been crying…
And your sick and tired of fighting…
The days are gray with sorrow..
And the nights are filled with pain…
Fear lies in tomorrow,
So your soul begins to ache…
But you’re still stuck on the idea, never changing will take the hurt away…

(sigh) I was expelled for taking you-know-who’s side. >.>