February 2010
Lol
Wife: What are you watching? (walks up to tv)….”9”?
Me: what?
Wife: huh?
Me: Oh, the movie..
Wife: Duh, since when do I call you “Nine”?
Me: Shuttup! -_-
(via cheesypop)
PIMP!!
My family. (conversation was translated from...
Dad: damn, she ugly!!!
Mom: you know she dead right? Wow!
Dad: how does that stop her from being ugly?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!!
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Quedate un momento así, No mires...
reblog if you named your penis
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The Mrs and I, at Sawgrass Mills Mall. lol
Me: Look, there’s ducks in the lake. Wouldn’t it be cool if a shark came out of nowhere and ate one?
Wife: Thats a lake. There can’t be sharks in there. -_-
Me: Yuh huh! Theres fresh water sharks!!!
Wife: Thats not fresh water, that’s dirty water!
Me: -_-
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, ‘Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?’ ‘I’m in love,’ the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, ‘With whom?’ ‘With YOU!’ he said. ‘But Johnny,’ she said gently, ‘don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I...
I dont normally do these, but im hella bored!!
have/had
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Spun turn tables. Watched four movies in one night. Been dumped. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Taken a college level course. Been in a car accident. Been in a...
Me singing along to Frankie J’s “Dont...
WatchMy homeboy @ShiestDaYoungin
For my Latinos (or those that try to be)
If you want to be able to say “mañana”, or if you’re Puertorican and want to say “Puñeta” or even “Coño”…here’s how you do it.
Alt + 1, 6, 4 = ñ
Alt + 1, 6, 5 = Ñ
Please note that these commands aren’t like “Ctrl+alt+Delete”, where you actually hold down all the keys at the same time. These “Alt” codes are done...
If people ask me who was more of a pig, you or me? I’d say me, for being with a girl like you.
LOL
Fuck you, ya me canse de tu hipocresia!!! Ya no quiero estar en tu vida, ni tenerte en la mia!!!
“Imma take you off my buddylist, bitch!! I hope you get a virus….You AND...”
– How High
A lil preview of my upcoming song “How do I...
I dont care that you think about me when youre...
You’re wondering why, nothing’s the same.. With him, everything has changed Cus now im on your mind, and when youre with him… You call him by my name!
I wish you the worst - Te deseo el mal
Sometimes I start to think of you, and what I remember are the bad things. Along with all the damage that you did to me. And I really can’t say that I wish you the best in the world….. :::Sigh:::: Once again, today I remembered you. I’m visited by your fault, your face, and the same’ol question… Why after so long, does it hurt more then ever? When I think about you...
WatchHella looking forward to this!!! YEZZIR!!!
“Every story has a beginning and an end.”
We start loving not when we find a perfect person, but when we start seeing an imperfect person as perfect.
“If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.”
“There’s a dark place inside everyone. What we do with it depends, not on...”
– Smallville
“It’s true that we don’t know what we have until we lose it. But...”
M9 - "How do I tell my heart"
This is the chorus for my new song that im currently working on…
How do I tell my heart, that it has to tell you go?! How do I tell it that you’re gone, how do I let it know?! How do I tell my heart, that I threw all away? How do I let it know? I don’t know what to say!!!
~Forever Gone~
*This is a song i wrote when i first started doing music about 6 or 7 years ago. I was 14 or 15. The layout of the song kinda doesnt make sense, neither do some of the lyrics. But its whatever, i was young…and a rookie. hahah.* ~Im sorry it had to end this way, but this is the only way i could free my self from all the pain. Im love you baby, but this is something i have to do…im...
