You’re on the highway driving, you see a sexy chick, how can you get your flirt on? Simple…
Step 1: Make eye contact.
Step 2: Give her a smirk, not a SMILE!
Step 3: Grip the steering wheel while turning your head forward towards the road.
Step 4: Wait for her to do the same.
Step 5: Once the previous steps are completed…RACE!!
I might’ve done this earlier…I think Im an addict
I made it to my exit and she blew a kiss at me. Hahaha.
You got 92 problems and actually I’m number Nine…
But that body is Divine, and I wanna make it mine!
Cus I want a Lady that’ll B down for the ride..
That no matter what goes down she’ll be by my side!
Dont know what im talking about? Nigga Palease!!
Im talking about a girl thats not in it for the Cheese!
A girl that’ll always be my number one Fan.
One that will make me feel like im in La-La-Lannd!
A girl that as a song I could have her on Reepeat.
Play her in a loop and never miss that sweet beat!
Cus’ if I had you, I’ll never let you Get away, girl!!
I would go to war and Battle for you, so watchu say girl?
I can feel the Vibe, tell me if you can too..
All systems are go, so watchu wanna do?!
w00t w00t!! Where my niggas at? Tell me if you feel me!
Im just trying to find a girl that loving her wont kill me!!
One thats 0riginal, one that keeps it real!!
One with her mind in the Gutter, full of sex appeal!
And if she’s a Nerd, thats ok, its all the same.
But now im done, this was brought to you by THE GAME.
Me: WTF? Is that a prostitute?!
Wife: -_- babe, I think she’s just waiting for the bus. Wow!
Me: Oh, well she looks like one. O_o
Why you thinking about her, tell me…why do you still care?
When she don’t give a fuck about you, dawg i don’t think that’s fair!
This aint good for you bruh…im telling you as a friend.
This shit wasn’t meant to be, so it came to an end.
Now look at you, so sad, and so full of sorrow…
Get over “Yesterday” and think about tomorrow!
You think that shes actually feeling the same way?
You seriously think that she has the same things to say?
“I miss you, I don’t sleep, and i can barely eat”
“And I still thik about the day, when our lips finally meet”
Naw bruh, someone had to tell you and i guess that someones me!
You gotta wake the fuck up and open up your eyes and see…
That there is no point in living thinking about “Yesterday”
Forget about her, and make room for when you meet “Today”!!
You know what’s fucking retarted? When females use other girls pictures as their default profile pic. Seriously, you THAT ashamed of your looks? That you gotta use some random girls pic? Wow!! How about you take a pic of your self, and use that!! Damn!! -_-