WTF: Inception, kinda...
Driving. Road rage. Fucking people are stupid.
Me singing “Danza Kuduro” lol
What's up Tumblr folk? You bored? I'm bored. Text...
The number is (413) 67M9TEN Again, that number is (413) 676-9836 Text it!!! With your name please. lmao.
I know the bitch that makes these rugs. You know Juanita?– How High
Anonymous asked: Mission failed.
- Agent J5
- Agent J5
WTF: is that black thing?
epicwtfs: That used to be a tattoo of a heart. About 200 pounds ago. lol ..jk. >.>
Bored doing deliveries. lmao. Singing...
Hi, I'm horny 99.9% of the time.
Ese momento de tensión cuando vas a comprar algo,...
finofilipino: lol Translation: The awkward moment when you’re gonna buy something but you see the price so you…
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment: when you’re making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by 11:12.
Coolest fucking dream EVER!!..maybe.
I pop in “Call of Duty: Live Rounds” (to be released in about 10 years. lmao) In the menu, I choose “Live Mode”. The Playstation system (PS10 Maybe) then Scans my surroundings making a digital map of the place. (we were playing in a warehouse) Instantly, the Map appears on an App on my iPhone (let’s go with iPhone XV lol) and once you put on the glasses...
Thinking of naming my iPad 2...
i2d2 <— Watchu think? Lmao.
I was about to get gas for $3.55 and decided to wait until the next gas station and it’s $3.48!!! ^_^ lol
Emma Stone in dream = Automatically wake up in a good mood.
I am so fed up with tumblr.
tina180: I don’t care if you are a free service. The amount of time it actually works is lacking and i am pissed. if it doesn’t get it’s shit together soon, there is no point of me supporting this shit. This ^
young, dumb and covered in cum.: just because you... →
suckmymetaphoricaldick: just because you have a boyfriend, it doesn’t automatically mean you have to stop masturbating, and it most certainly does not mean you can’t, or won’t. oh my god what is wrong with girls and admitting that they fap. jesus christ. it isn’t degrading, it doesn’t make you less feminine, it doesn’t…